If I had nickel for every time I’ve been told, “you have no empathy for other people”, I’d have an alarming number of nickels.
Alarming because I’m always shocked that people see me that way but also because it isn’t true.
Or maybe it is?
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The Attention Whore
For God sake, everyone please shut up.
The worst part about you-know-who being president, again, is..well, everything. But aside from the rampant stupidity, endless lies, war crimes, pedophilia, incoherent babbling, and unmitigated audacity – the worst part about him being president is everyone else.
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A Few Moments in the Cenozoic Era
65 million years ago a meteor six miles wide crashed into the Earth. The residents blamed Obama and said that the meteor was part of a conspiracy to support his new world order. Choking on ash and poison gas, most of them died shortly thereafter thus turning the last page of the Mesozoic Era.
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Poison Apples
“Democracy doesn’t work in a large and diverse country when all we do is demonize each other.” -Barak Obama
By the way, you can tell if someone is a demon because they smell like sulfur… or so I’ve heard.
Would you rather watch in horror as the oncoming train rounds the bend or just play Candy Crush on your phone until the sudden stop? And the bigger question, does it really affect the outcome one way or the other?
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No Rest For The Wicked 